dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: creamshota, via keepingupwithlorddisick)

snapchatting:

i like boys but only when they’re kissing me other than that they can fuck off

(via stu-dded)

• mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
• me: ok
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me: mom where are you please
• me: mom please the line is moving fast
• me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
• employee: next
• me:
• employee:
• me: faints